The beer desk

Certified Cicerone®

The sommelier equivalent for beer. It covers keeping and serving beer, styles and brewing, tasting and off-flavor identification, and pairing beer with food — tested in writing, by palate, and out loud.

BJCP Certified Beer Judge

The Beer Judge Certification Program trains and ranks competition judges. It means evaluating a beer against its style guidelines, scoring it, and writing feedback a brewer can actually use.

How each recommendation works

Style

Named by the guideline, not by the marketing on the can.

Tasting note

Aroma, malt, hops, and finish in plain language.

Why now

How it fits the stream's theme and season.

Track pairing

The kind of song it should be drunk to.

Recommendation archive

Julius

Tree House Brewing

New England IPA

Mango and orange sherbet on the nose, pillowy body, almost no bitterness on the finish.

pairs with something with a sugary top line and a fat low end

Pilsner Urquell

Plzeňský Prazdroj

Czech Premium Pale Lager

Bready Pilsner malt, Saaz spice, and that unmistakable soft-water snap. The reference point.

pairs with clean four-on-the-floor house, nothing fancy

Orval

Brasserie d'Orval

Belgian Pale Ale w/ Brettanomyces

Changes every month in the bottle. Hay, leather, dry as a bone. A beer that keeps mixing itself.

pairs with dub techno that never quite resolves

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